What makes those cookies so gosh-darned yummy?
“You need to get a job,” Father said to his children. “You’re in your mid twenties. Time to get out my house.” And so they did.
Hansel and Gretel are two long-haul truckers, a brother and sister team, whose work order is simple: Deliver a truckload of cookies across country to an old witch in the forest. They accept the job, despite the rumors that those who deliver cookies sometimes don’t make it back. When they stop to pick up their load, they notice something isn’t right. Pastries shouldn’t be bleeding and screaming and trying to escape their boxes.
Years ago, a rather ugly child lived in an orphanage. She was picked on mercilessly until one by one the orphans went missing. Now an old witch with a cookie addiction, she sits alone in her mansion made of sweets, waiting for her delivery of baked goods with the one special ingredient in them.
Will Hansel and Gretel make their delivery on time? Will they make it out alive? Will Hansel finally admit that Gretel is the better driver?
Indulge your appetite and feast your eyes on this new twist on an age-old tale.
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About the Author
Marc Richard lives in Portland Maine with his wife Jill, his dog Mia, some pots and pans, and a lemon. Tonight he will be bringing home a lime, as it's fajita night. He writes funny books about the alphabet, fairy tales, metaphysical junk, and several other subjects. He tries to avoid writing about your mom, as that's none of his business.
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